Happy Birthday, Ankitaa! I wanted to build something truly unique and special for you this year. Our dads have been best friends since before we were born, which means we've practically grown up together, sharing memories, laughs, and occasional diagnostic reports. You've always been basically my sister (even if government records insist that you are technically my older sister, a claim we shall examine shortly). I am so proud of the person you are and the amazing doctor you are going to be! Here's to celebrating you today.
Somehow you survived growing up with me. Here is a trip down memory lane.
"I wanted this birthday to be a little different."
Compiling sibling appreciation matrices, rendering childhood memories, and establishing premium birthday payload.
A severe core heap allocation exception occurred during premium birthday gift compilation. Sibling budget check returned negative balance.
Older sister on paper, chronic brother in life. At least government records agree on the first part. Happy Birthday, Ankitaa!